The dog who barked man.

It has been a while since I have been on here. Reason why is because I know no body reads this, so it won't upset you if I don't post everyday. Haha.

I am not sure what I want to talk about right now. One thing is that I can't hear to think. My dog is barking at what she thinks is a person but really is nothing but a reflection in the window. When she starts barking our four other dogs start barking so this is a big mad house when they all get going. My poor mother. She has to let them out when they get this way, but they are all picky. Our big dog likes to go out front, the smaller one likes to go out the side door and the three small dogs have to go out back so they aren't hit. There for she has to try and get them all out, but they are all mean to each other. I mean they bite one another if they get to go out first. It is really ridiculous. My cute/loud little pupsters. I love them. Except one, she is annoying, but she is not my dog. And I like her to an extent.

I have realized that I kind of talked a lot about my dog right then, so the rest of my post will talk about my dog "Sophie". She is a dachshund mix. She is the prettiest dog ever and she gives me a reason to live everyday. 

Sorry about all the mushy stuff. *Sucking back tears* I'm good. *Sniffle* I'll be okay. Alright. So I have often wondered what the dogs brains are thinking. I mean my dog is the instigator to every mad barkathon that goes on in this house. Don't you think the other dog's would get very annoyed and stop listening to her? She is kind of like the boy who cried wolf... except she is the dog who barked man!?! Never thought about that till now. Maybe it is because our male dogs want to impress her and the other two follow her because she is the head of the house (She is the meanest). 

I don't know about you, but I want to go with that. My dog is the big honcho! She is the big cheese. The leader of the pack. Ruler of the house! 

Ok so this is cheesy, but I started laughing when I wrote that because the "Ruler of the house" made me think that she is the longest, much like a ruler. She is a foot long. The length of a ruler. Ok sorry again. I went off. I am the only sad human who will find that funny. I am going to go now. Hey if any life form actually reads this then you should jump over to my other blog. It is all about books. I review them. Here is the address: www.nopageuntouched.blogspot.com.

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MadisonSmall (use this to find me on twitter).