What's wrong with this?

I was sitting in my chair just thinking about what will happen today. I for some reason got to thinking about how people exaggerate. There are those that do it just a little bit, then there are those that make every little detail turn into a huge thing! I got stuck on this topic needless to say. Why do people do this? I admit I'm one of these people, but thats not the point. I only do it occasionally. When I want to impress someone.... or beat someone at their own game, other then that I'm not a liar. I got to thinking maybe they are doing this because their real life sucks so much they must lie to make it more interesting. That could very well be it. A conversationg I had the other day popped up in my head and I started picking it out. Here was the convo:

ME: "How was your weekend?"
OTHER: "Well it sucked."
(Hence why I figure if you lie your life sucks.)
ME: "Why? What happened?"
OTHER: "Well, I had to work all weekend, couldn't go hang out with my friends and had to miss
killer party."
ME: "That does suck."

Now, lets think about this. No one ever has to work ALL weekend or else they would never sleep, rarely eat and who would complain about earning money. If your job is that bad, quit. That simple. Next, couldn't hang out with your friends... hm... I don't know about you guys, but I am the kind of person that makes friends with people I work with so that my job will reak a little less, so you did hang out with friends. Plus you came over to my house and watched a movie. Did you forget about that you stupid no good waste of skin? Last but not least, you did not miss that killer party. There was no killer party. I wasn't told about no killer party. Not even after our one on one night we had, you didn't tell me or invite me to the party, therefor there wasn't one. So they should learn to shut their fat face and stop lieing!
Later Days,
Madison