Have You Ever Wondered?

Have you ever wondered what the person behind you in the grocery line is thinking? Maybe something like "would this lady hurry up?" or "man I wish I could fit my butt in a pair of those jeans." something along those lines maybe? Well I am not gonna say I have the answers but I have actually gone out of my way for you loving people to see what they were really thinking. I bought a very expensive and highly electronic device call readmybrainya! It can spell out exactly what they were thinking about you, sometimes before they even think it... no not really. None of this is true. But that would be so cool don't you think. Well I have been one of those people before and I never wonder if the person infront of me can hurry because truthfully, I feel bad for the person behind me they are gonna be there a while. I usually only think about what they are buying and why they are buying. Like those crazy meat buyers, I have often wondered if they are buying the meat for Big Foot and that would be why no one ever sees him. He is to busy partying with Easter Bunny and other "mythical" creatures at the Jones'. Those stupid Jones'. I hope they know that they have ruined my life. I have always wanted to see a wood fairy. I wanna know if they are truly made out of wood or if my 3rd grade teacher lied to me. If she did then my children will be pre-school drop outs! Well that is all for tonight. Enjoy and I will be writing more thought later!
Later Days!